They just voted me Vice President of the largest student organization on campus. Haha, cool!

Where did you find these studly, erudite men to host your shows, and why aren’t they teaching or sitting next to me in my classes?

“Don’t come near me! I know gun-fu!”

That was weird. Is it really March already?

J: “Dhany, what are you eating?”
Me: (Turns around to reveal a slice of chocolate cake)
J: (Gasps)
Me: “Do you want some?”
J: “No.”

(Seconds later)

J: “Heh, heh, heh. Dhany, I’m judging you.”