In conjunction with ANZAC Day, News.com.au has released a special feature of Australians at war. From Gallipoli to Iraq, 1915 to 2008, the amazing pictures go to show how some things never change.

Great 30-sec ad featuring men in uniform and a lot of stereotyping. Hee.

Last night was proof that I am a master at the craft of choosing friends. You see, the people I encounter in my life are filtered through a battery of torture tests to determine whose friendship is worth the time and effort of cultivation. I have them jump through rings of fire, swim with sharks, and trek across the Serengeti with nothing more than the clothes on their back and a pistol with one bullet; when the sifting is over, I end up with only the most outstanding of human beings who know what to do when I don’t, and who help me out when I am in a pickle—the way they did last last night.

Apparently, I spent twenty minutes with my face inside a trash can, regurgitating the contents of my stomach. The next thing I remember is flitting in and out of consciousness and waking up at three different points of the evening: first I woke up slumped over the futon, making a mental note to eat more carbs the next time P swings by with a bottle of Absolut. When I woke up a second time, I found myself sitting upright on the floor with E’s knees straddling my limp torso from behind and my neck draped across his right leg; the third time I woke up, I was lying flat on the ground, my head resting on E’s lap (poor fellow, wonder how long it was before blood circulation in his legs resumed normal operations).

M bravely held down her sensitive gag reflex and soldiered through not one, but two people hurling their dinners out of their oesophagi. She also made a fuss over me when she found out I had exceeded the dosage on my albuterol and spent the rest of my short waking minutes making sure my hands went nowhere near it. K and N shelled out more “Are you okays” than you can shake a stick at, and I distinctly remember my stubborn self shunning good advice—something about not drinking milk in my state—from their well-meaning minds.

I woke up this morning lightheaded and groggy, but otherwise in perfectly good shape. My undying thanks to everyone for not picking up a Sharpie and getting creative on my face, you guys are all too good for me, TOO GOOD I TELL YOU.

The wonderful Id of Notbrainwashersafe fame has tagged me for a meme. I haven’t done one of these things in ages, and will probably not be tagged for another in the near future, so do indulge me! Here are the premises:

The “Ten Facts” Meme

Once you’ve been tagged you have to write a blog entry with 10 weird, random facts, habits, or goals about yourself. At the end, choose 5 people to be tagged. Don’t forget to leave them a comment saying “You’re it!” and to go read your blog. You cannot tag the person that tagged you.

1. When I was eighteen, a new friend I made at college thought I was twenty-five. He said there was “something” about the way I carried myself. I think I was just having an ugly week.

2. That friend still has a hard time remembering how old I am (apparently, I was twenty-two last year).

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Another week, another Muxtape installment! This week’s theme: Places.

Beat Radio - Treetops
The Verve - Monte Carlo
Keith John Adams - Lost In Korea
Eels - In The Yard, Behind The Church
David Gray - Babylon II
The Ebb - See You in the Fjords
Vampire Weekend - Bryn
Andrew Bird - Scythian Empires
The Low Life - In My Bed
Beirut - Nantes
Marc Broussard - Home
Glen Hansard + Marketa Irglova - The Moon