And so another summer has almost come to an end, and with it, I give you the obligatory photo essay. This is a shoddy recap (so shoddy it probably does not deserve an entry of its own, but alas, quality control is not my forte) of some of the shenanigans that have kept me busy over the past three months. Naturally it was impossible for me to chronicle everything that happened—whether it be concerts, escaping the sweaty grip of lecherous boys on the dance floor, or regurgitating continental breakfast on a moving train—but I try.

Ah, Singapore. The group of kids I went to high school with share the same love-hate relationship that I have with this island. On a strictly superficial level, we are happy that tipping at restaurants is not mandatory, that haunts for good food and drinks are aplenty, and that we can humor ourselves for twenty-four hours on the cheap. The ‘hate’ part of it involves things that would affect us only if we choose to live here permanently, such as CPF deductibility and the rising cost of living. Other than that, this country’s iconic aunties and hawker centres will be a welcome, and perhaps unwitting, shrapnel of memory that makes up the sum total of our experience here.

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Everybody loves Bali, but I’ve never understood why. People use words like paradise and magical to describe this island, and they always do so with a dreamy, faraway look in their eyes. I’ve been to Bali several times and always thought it expensive and overrated, and that there are other wonderful places in Indonesia fit for hardcore culture vultures to visit for much, much less.

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You can picture my cynicism when we first touched down on the island, but all feelings of indignation slowly dissipated with every dish and traditional dance we ran into. By the time my day for parasailing came around, I was sold into the classic sun, sea, and sand state of mind. Bali will always be an unabashedly touristy destination, but you can still fake the rugged backpacker look by leaving the fanny pack at home.

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A big part of this summer holiday involved journeying across the island of Java by land; one transport method used was taking a train which took us from Surabaya (east Java) to Bandung (west Java) in twelve hours. Now, Indonesia has recently taken a beating when its national air carrier was lambasted by the European Commission for having a poor safety record, and the same should probably be done to its trains. Railways in Indonesia make me nervous because they pass through very crowded squatter/housing areas, and everything about the train, from its rusty tracks to its freezing carriages, looked awfully sketchy. Thankfully, I was too busy focusing on keeping food contained within my GI tract to worry about the train falling into a gorge and having my life end in a violent fiery death among mangled steel and the stench of burning petrol.

And then there was Kuala Lumpur: good grief, there is an alarming number of very beautiful people in the Malaysian capital. I don’t know what kind of magic visage-enhancing crack the authorities are diluting in the water lines, but Jakarta could very much use some of it. What Jakarta lacks in charm and eye-candy, Kuala Lumpur seemingly delivers in double portions (Am I shunning my capital city, in the wake of dampened and disillusioned post-independence day truths? Not after reading this.). On a somewhat related note, I do not really recommend going 160 km/h in a torrential tropic downpour.

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The final third of the summer was meaningfully squandered on good people from my middle and high school years. This business of ‘growing up’ oftentimes includes growing apart (an unfortunate handicap that comes with the international school alumni territory), but decades of un-contact—and the resulting moments of awkward silence at lunch meet-ups—are substituted with raucous laughter following sentences beginning with “Do you remember that time when…”. As an added bonus to the wonderful folks I’ve reunited over coffee and photo booths with, Facebook has allowed me to reunite with people I have not spoken to since I was busy memorizing Spice Girls dance routines. These online reunions have been refreshing and, at times, humiliating.

(Legitimate rest has been evasive lately, but I hope to have plenty of it on the flight this Friday. I have packed three books, a deck of Star Wars cards, and a Rubik’s cube in case it continues to shy away from me, or in case I require a conversation starter. Is this adequate? )

There is a lovely, unexpected little slice of Americana in the pages of Singaporean history: tucked away in an inconspicuous corner of the National Museum of Singapore is a bell dating back to the 1800s. It was presented as a gift to St. Andrew’s Cathedral by Marie Revere, daughter of Paul “One If By Land, Two If By Sea” Revere. Curiously, she was married to the first American consul to Singapore: a fellow named Joseph Balestier, who today has a road named after him and everything.

I spent a good seven minutes (I carry a stopwatch everywhere) resting my line of sight in front of that bell, fascinated by its age and how out of place it looked. There is no place more fitting for a two hundred year-old Revere Bell than a museum, but it looked to be in fit enough condition to still be on active duty at the cathedral’s bell-tower, tolling to remind believers to come in for Sunday service.

The Singapore Art Museum currently houses an exhibition that displays artwork from all over southeast Asia. Plenty of the pieces from Vietnam are tinged with French-inspired modernism that humble humanities and social science students, such as A and myself, do not ‘get’. Still, we did enjoy trying to find some correlation between the title of a painting and the actual artwork, and when we found success in that field, there was much jubilation. In the end, our favorite piece turned out to be a modern art oil painting from Vietnam. Go figure.

It is amazing what sort of trivial information you can retain, if only you are willing. It is also quite amazing what sort of information you retain against your will, such as the lyrics to that one song about bum-touching by The Cheeky Girls.

The only problem with the common cold is the sore throat that enthusiastically heralds the presence of the rhinovirus in your body—that irritating preemptive strike at the back of the throat before the rest of your upper respiratory and immune systems bear the heavy brunt of the illness. The remarkable fellow who coined the term sore throat must have been quite spartan to condense such unspeakable discomfort into two simple words. If it were up to me, I would have called it Oh the pain dear GOD what have I done to deserve this, but I don’t think I was ever fated to leave a mark on medical history.

The only problem with the common cold is the sore throat: the congestion, fever, and headaches can easily be taken care of with lethal doses of pseudoephedrine, antihistamine, and paracetamol, but I’ve yet to run into a pharmaceutical drug that can effectively take care of inflamed throats without either a) not being potent at all, or b) presented in the form of nasty berry-flavored lozenges. Until GlaxoSmithKline and Co. come up with an anti-inflammatory lozenge that both does its job and tastes good, annoyed sick people must resort to the age-old method of gargling brine for a few hours of sweet relief.

The only problem with the common cold is the sore throat—well, no, this is a lie. Despite sleeplessness being a side effect from consuming pseudoephedrines, the drug also brings about dizziness, requiring me to remain as still as possible. This means I’ve sentenced myself under house arrest for the past week, lest I keel over in the middle of Orchard Road lunchtime heat. Thankfully, now that most of my symptoms have loosened its stranglehold, I can go on to fix that other problem brought about by the common cold: isolation.

This is wonderful:

“Quincey Morris was phlegmatic in the way of a man who accepts all things, and accepts them in the spirit of cool bravery, with hazard of all he has to stake.”
- Bram Stoker, Dracula, p. 224

The book contains insect-eating madmen, wacky Dutch scientists, sober English doctors, bloodsucking Transylvanian creatures of the night, and I had to fall in love with the token Texan.

“Today’s profits are yesterday’s goods well ripened.”

“You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don’t try.”

“To be beautiful externally is like a glass rose; one false move and it can crack.”

“You have a potential urge and the ability for accomplishment.”

“Out of confusion comes new patterns.”

“Luck favors prepared mind.”

“You cannot teach a man anything. You only help him discover it within himself.”

“You have an ability to sense and know a higher truth.”

O humble fortune cookie, you are kind and sage.

(Yes, I know I promised a barrage of photographs following our three week-long trip, wherein 3/4 of us came down with gastroenteritis—funny story, I’ll tell you later—but I’ve decided to compile the pictures into one crazy image-heavy post when my time here in the tropics will come to end at the end of the month.)